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A police officer pulled a man over (让...靠边停车) for speeding(超速) and had the following conversation:
一个交警让一车靠边，因为超速，然后有了下面的对话：
Officer: May I see your driver'坦缓s license (驾驶证)?
警官：我能看下你的驾照吗？
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended(吊销).
司机：我没有。被吊销了。
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this car?
警官：我能看下这辆车的车主的凭证吗？
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
司机：这不是我的车。我偷的。
Officer: The car is stolen?
警官：这车是偷的？
Driver: That's right. But, come to think of it, I believe I saw the owner's card in the glove box (车上用来放手套等小东西的箱子) when I was putting my gun in there.
司机：没错。但是，让我想想，我记得我在车上的小箱子里看到过车主的凭证，我把我的枪放那儿了。
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
警官：箱子里有枪？
Driver: Yes, sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed(塞) her in the trunk(后备箱).
司机：是的，阿毁陪瑟。那里面的枪，正是用它我才把这辆车的车主那个女的枪杀了，然后我把她塞到后备箱了。
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
警官：后备箱里有尸体？！？！
Driver: Yes, sir.
司机：是的，阿瑟。
　　Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached(=came near) the driver:
听到这里，警官立刻通告区队长。这辆车迅速被警察包围，队长靠近司机：
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
队长：先生，我纤信蠢能看你的驾照吗？
Driver: Sure. Here it is.It was valid(有法律效力的).
司机：当然可以，给你。它还在有效其内。
Captain: Who's car is this?
队长：这是谁的车？
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration(登记证).
司机：是我的，长官。这是登记证。
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
队长：你能慢慢打开车上的箱子让我看看里面是否有枪？
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
司机：好的，阿瑟。但是里面没有枪。
　　Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
当然，箱子里什么都没有。
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told there's a body in it.
队长：你接不介意打开你的后备箱？我听说里面有尸体。
Driver: No problem.　The trunk was opened; no body.
司机：没问题。 后备箱打开了，没有尸体。
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
队长：我不明白。把你停下来的警官说你告诉他你没有驾照，偷了车，车箱子里有枪，而且后备箱里还有一具尸体。
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
司机：是啊。我打赌他还告诉你我超速了。