幽默英语小短文30词带翻译

Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
两块蛋糕
汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？
妈妈：当然可以----拿这拦野块蛋糕把它切成两块吧！
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如悉衡首果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。姐姐睁数的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五

If I have one million yuan ,I would tell you : I love you ! Do I have one million yuan ? No ,I do not have .So I noly want to tell you : I love your money .
如果我有一百万元,我就告诉你:我爱伏陪键你!
我有一百万元吗?
不,我没有,
所以我只缺巧不过想告诉你:我爱你的钱而已。乱橡